I wrote a little knitting haiku for Yarn Whore.
Yarn is fun to buy.
But you have to be careful,
Cause you can’t eat yarn.
It sort of has a Deep Thoughts sort of feel to it, no?
Pictured: a stunt cat stands in for KnottyKitty who is a not allowed near yarn or knitted products because that would be like waving Baileys in front of an alcoholic.
Edited to add: It has come to our attention that the stunt cat, also known as Lily, attempted to eat the above scarf shortly after this picture was taken. Is there a feline conspiracy afoot? Is Lily somehow in cahoots with KnottyKnitty? Did they meet in yarn rehab? Oh, the drama!