Pictured: Guck and a largemouth bass. Guck is the one on the right, the fish on the left was rather.... young, so he went back into the waters from whence he came.
Guck and I work together and after hearing, "Gee, those scarves you ladies are making sure are great. I wish I had one," more than nine thousand times -- or roughly Every Time I passed him in the hallway, I finally took the hint and made Guck the Guck Scarf.
I hear that although it is mighty warm and snuggly, so far it has failed to attract giant largemouth bass. Which is fine with me.